So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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