O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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