so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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