Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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