Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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