so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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