i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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