Well apparently he's into motor boating.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
we should paint friendship bongs
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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