I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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