Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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