Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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