Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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