Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
thus making me awesome and them whores
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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