either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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