My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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