I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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