wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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