Don't you send me to vm
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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