Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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