fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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