Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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