Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
porn star boner night. come get it.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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