I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
