Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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