Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Randomize
