sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Randomize
