what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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