I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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