I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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