Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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