Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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