What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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