that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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