But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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