You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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