if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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