i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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