Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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