Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
jump out the window naked night went bad
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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