I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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