he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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