Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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