I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize
