State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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