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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Even my vagina gasped.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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