is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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