a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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