This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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