Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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