love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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